Shadapple

Only Shock could make Shadapple a mod. He really is that bad.

Never mind the fact that he believes science is biased and thinks abiogenesis means "everything came from nothing." Shad is convinced, for some reason, that he has physical evidence that Jesus existed. What is this evidence? It's the "Field of Blood!" So far so good; he's named a place, which is at least physical. Now how is it evidence of Jesus' existence? Well, that's because Judas bought it with the money he got for betraying Jesus (or something like that) and he wouldn't have had the money if Jesus didn't exist. Hang on... Shad, where is this field? "It's in the bible!" OK Shad, but where is it? "In the bible!!" Fine. How do you know that Judas ever bought it? "Because the bible says so!!!"

I've discussed this with the idiot often enough that I'm convinced he really does believe that this is physical evidence. Obviously that doesn't say a lot for his reasoning abilities.  Here's another example of his complete inability to process information. When Shad's wife was serving in Germany with the US Air Force he phoned her one day and discovered that she was in the middle of shagging a German. Her defence, later, was that he'd spiked her drink but that she couldn't do anything because spiking drinks with date rape drugs is legal in Germany. Well, I live in Germany and guess what? It isn't. If Shad's wife had reported it to the police (which she told him she did) the guy would have been arrested; after all she knew his address, having spent some considerable time in bed there. What she told Shad was that the police couldn't do anything because it's not a crime, and he believed her.

I mean, really. In this country it's an offence to hang your washing out on a Sunday, drive without winter tyres when the temperature is below freezing or make sausages that aren't 100% meat. It's forbidden to own a dog whose great-grandfather was a pit bull terrier or to build a model of a Stuka with the correct tail markings. It's illegal to deny the Holocaust - or even argue about the numbers - or flip a finger at another driver who nearly hits you. It's a crime to run out of fuel on the Autobahn or employ people in an office that doesn't have a view of the sky. There is a law against anything that gets in the way of having a safe, neat, orderly and thoroughly German society. But Shad thinks it's legal to drug and rape people? What a moron.

EDITED TO ADD: Shad, I wrote this because you annoyed me. How did you annoy me? You used your "mod powers" to force me to unmute you. As soon as I did, you started insulting me. Then, when I muted you again, you banned me. I wrote this because you're a dick, Shad. You brought it down on your own head. However I'm a fair man; I'll take it down if you apologise and stop being such a stroker.

ADDED 1 Nov - Still a dickhead, I see, Shadwell.