Princess is my favourite moderator on Shock's chat. That's not because of her impartial and rigorous approach to maintaining order, of course; in fact she's so laid back she's horizontal (although sadly not on any of my furniture.)
No, what makes Princess amazing is her accent. She's from somewhere in the Caribbean, not like anyone who's heard her needs to be told that. She has a voice like melted Swiss chocolate dripping from a silk sheet draped over the hips of a Boticelli nude. The constant noise of crickets in the background is the final touch of perfection; just close your eyes and you can see her, sitting on her porch in a rocking chair with a big rum-based cocktail in her hand, relaxed as an extremely relaxed thing and making a very obvious point of not giving a shit about anything dull. Awesome.
Get more mods like this, Shock, and clear out the morons like Shad. History will thank you for it.
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